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{"type":"standard","title":"Aloe ser. Mitriformes","displaytitle":"Aloe ser. Mitriformes","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4734130","titles":{"canonical":"Aloe_ser._Mitriformes","normalized":"Aloe ser. Mitriformes","display":"Aloe ser. Mitriformes"},"pageid":34163813,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/05/Ses_Salines_-_Botanicactus_-_Aloe_perfoliata_02_ies.jpg/330px-Ses_Salines_-_Botanicactus_-_Aloe_perfoliata_02_ies.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/05/Ses_Salines_-_Botanicactus_-_Aloe_perfoliata_02_ies.jpg","width":3888,"height":2592},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1258920295","tid":"de155eb7-a8bd-11ef-aef9-fdc0aae5e712","timestamp":"2024-11-22T10:38:10Z","description":"Group of succulents","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aloe_ser._Mitriformes","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aloe_ser._Mitriformes?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aloe_ser._Mitriformes?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Aloe_ser._Mitriformes"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aloe_ser._Mitriformes","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Aloe_ser._Mitriformes","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aloe_ser._Mitriformes?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Aloe_ser._Mitriformes"}},"extract":"Aloe ser. Mitriformes is a taxonomic series within the genus Aloe, comprising several closely related species of Southern African rambling aloe. These typically multi-branched sprawling aloe species have rigid fleshy leaves and slender pedicels about the length of the perianth, each being roughly 40 mm long. The stems tend to sprawl along the ground, with the ends densely leafed and upturned.","extract_html":"
Aloe ser. Mitriformes is a taxonomic series within the genus Aloe, comprising several closely related species of Southern African rambling aloe. These typically multi-branched sprawling aloe species have rigid fleshy leaves and slender pedicels about the length of the perianth, each being roughly 40 mm long. The stems tend to sprawl along the ground, with the ends densely leafed and upturned.
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