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Dano is a department or commune of Ioba Province in south-eastern Burkina Faso. Its capital is the town of Dano.
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Eremophila pustulata, commonly known as blistered eremophila is a flowering plant in the figwort family, Scrophulariaceae and is endemic to Western Australia. It is an erect shrub with fleshy, warty leaves and purple, lilac, violet or white flowers.
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